Her Age

The Queen Mother is a hundred years old. That means that 20 Queen Mothers (QMs) ago, Jesus - our Lord - was still walking around. What would have happened when the original QM (whose registration plate was QM 1) met Jesus? Here is the dialogue I can imagine.

"Blimey Jesus - it's a bit warm out here, isn't it?"
"The heat is a blessing from my dad."
"You're a good boy, Jesus. I'm sure God is very proud of you."
"I act out of pure love, which needs not approval nor fears sanction."
"Yes, yes, that's very nice. Be a love and pull me gusset out me snatch, darling. I don't want to put down my shopping bags in case the oranges roll out."