Her Human Eye

The human eye is now almost entirely useless, after a string of misfortunes. Here are some of the indignities to which the Queen's Mother's right eye has been subjected.

1) Being sucked at by moths - female moths!
2) Had a seeded flannel placed over it, so that watercress grew into her brain!
3) Peeled and put on a spit, heated to 350 degrees, and then put back in!
4) Painted tartan by a drunken ghost!

Her other eye, the bionic eye, cost six million dollars. Check its specifications by clicking on it.