You send me letters sometimes. I have kept them, and whenever I received a hate mail, I have always responded. Usually to the point where I've convinced that person that I am not a fat evil puppy.

Here are some letters.

Feedback
Thinking
Uncerebral
Positive
N/A
 Yeah man, Joey Deacon is shit in a basket! Long live shit Deacon tit licker!
Negative
 Your website is upsetting. I do not like it. But, if you didn't do it, someone else would. That isn't necessarily a happy thought. YOU SUCK MAN, YOU GONNA HELL AND SUCK DICK