This page has been removed, thanks to the insecurity and boredom of the legal department of a City Council. Quite what a threat an imaginary letter to an imaginary person that wasn't even posted posed to their credibility and standing, I cannot know.

But they didn't like it. Unhappily, I don't have to rely on stereotypes for my knowledge of lawyers and civil servants. So I can imagine their joyless analysis of the letter in terms of rights and propriety.

For each of you at the City Council that took a part in this decision, may something happen to you that will put this harmless piece of whimsy into perspective. It may hurt, but you'll be a better person for it in the long run.

I wonder if the mayor saw it? Blimey - that'd be something. A real life figurehead saw my website and set about crushing it. Fantastic.

Sorry if you liked this letter - I've had a few positive emails from people about it. However, the law is the law, and you were wrong.

Use your back button.

Thanks again to Pipex, who have always proved very decent and approachable when it comes to complaints of this nature.