Week Two of the David Blaine diary is now up, so look at that if you like, and also feel free to hoke around in the blog area, which will be a what's new thing, and contain my attempts to find something more fun than booze. You think you know something more fun than booze?

Instant Arousal - still the world's sexiest video.

Did you know the Law of the Playground is being made into a book for Christmas 2004? Jesus Christ, eh? It's almost like... I'm a writer, or something. More news on that as it happens.

Next up... an interview with the girl who shits herself ALL THE FUCKING TIME...