the gaydar games

Gaydar is a collection of gay personal ads. It is a funny old place. If I were a prick, I'd say that it is a shameful cock cacophony. But I'm not, so I'll say that it's a fun hole to spend half an hour in. So, what are the Gaydar games?

game 1 : real or rot

Here are three profiles. One is real, the other two put the poof into spoof. And the rod into parody. And the poo into lampoon. Can you guess which one puts the sin into sincere, and the anal into banal?

Profile 1 | Profile 2 | Profile 3

Answer

game 2 : gaydar top trumps

I like to imagine that people reading this website are intelligent enough not to personally harass the more laughable people that they find on Gaydar.

This game can be immense fun, so long as you don't cheat. You can play with your friends, you can play over the internet (like a Dreamcast!) and you don't even have to be gay. Although it's easier to suggest to your friends if you are.

The rules are thus; print off one of these sheets per player.