July 2000 Winner
The Eraserhead Award
For Disturbing Behaviour

HATS OFF TO TREVOR SWAIN
It was the left hand side. The pink one.
This is Trevor's third letter to our part-time barmaid, who once wore red. She'll know better next time!
Round 2 when the next letter arrives, unless he gives up the letters and starts posting kidneys, in which case we'll probably get the police involved.

There's no prizes - it's just a bit of fun. Whee.
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